January 2010
check your address bar, voldemort.
omegleshit:
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heya
You: wormtail just made me a delicious nutmeg latte
You: killed cedric diggory today
You: tried enzyte, did not work
You: bellatrix might be pregnant, someone else kill it because the last time i cursed an infant my soul was ripped to pieces
You: wish i had a nose
Stranger: …WTF?!?!
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seatoctopus:
Sam Sparro - Black&Gold ‘cause...
